while mommy was in class...

so there i was, minding my own business, sitting on top of the couch chewing my chew toy. then in comes maddy bouncing around all innocent like, like i don't know what she's up to. what does she take me for, an idiot? she's the yorkie, not me. so i give her a few warning growls that usually does the trick, but today she's feeling brave i guess. she hops up on the couch and takes a seat a few paces from me. at this point i felt something snap deep within my gut. this was absolutly out of the question. had she lost her mind? i left my chew toy and pounced upon her with unmatched speed and agility. she managed to maneuver her way behind me and made a feeble attempt to mount me. i guess she underestimated me again. i broke loose, ran around the living room no less than three times, then got her in a head lock. she wiggled and squirmed, but eventually she tapped out. full of satisfaction, i returned to my throne on top of the couch. where's the chew toy? where did maddy go?