5 reasons why i should be the next pope...

1. they could have a much smaller bulletproof vehicle for me
2. i look great in white
3. i know latin, and am well versed in the scriptures
4. pope penny lane has a nice ring to it
5. just this morning god called and ordained me. i swear.

while mommy was in class...

so there i was, minding my own business, sitting on top of the couch chewing my chew toy. then in comes maddy bouncing around all innocent like, like i don't know what she's up to. what does she take me for, an idiot? she's the yorkie, not me. so i give her a few warning growls that usually does the trick, but today she's feeling brave i guess. she hops up on the couch and takes a seat a few paces from me. at this point i felt something snap deep within my gut. this was absolutly out of the question. had she lost her mind? i left my chew toy and pounced upon her with unmatched speed and agility. she managed to maneuver her way behind me and made a feeble attempt to mount me. i guess she underestimated me again. i broke loose, ran around the living room no less than three times, then got her in a head lock. she wiggled and squirmed, but eventually she tapped out. full of satisfaction, i returned to my throne on top of the couch. where's the chew toy? where did maddy go?

who loves you baby 

now arch the back 

pretty in a bikini 

a model idiot

it isn't easy being a beautiful papillon. my mommy is always dressing me up in fancy dresses and shirts. i really prefer modeling in the nude. i feel so free and sexy. i sure hope my daddy doesn't find this site.

my story

it was a stormy night in august. the moon was full and the howl of the coyotes filled the hot summer air. a young pooch named hope, who was great with child, was wandering the lonely roads somewhere in middle tn seeking shelter from the predators that prowled at night. she found shelter in a humble barn. it wasn't much, but at least she was safe. it was later reported by many witnesses that a great star appeared in the north, and from that star came forth a voice.... "unto the world a child is given. a child who will rid the world of all hatred and evil. a child whose beauty and compassion will bring peace to all lands. this child will be the savior of all mankind. none greater have walked the earth, and for the rest of time, none shall"

i don't really remember the night i was born. some say that night brought something into the world that it needed desperately. a sense of hope. i don't neccessarily think of myself as the savior of mankind, but we must all accept the role we have been given. a wise man once told me, "penny lane, you must never lose sight of your destiny. you must hold on to it, for it is all you have. and you must never under any circumstances potty on mommy's carpet." now i'm going to go chew on the blinds.